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  Theory of Evolution Simplified

  by darth frosty in

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  ok i realllyyyyyy dont care where we come from!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  i just mainly dont believe the story as we have been told.

  i found this to be a good simple breakdown to explain the theory of evolution and thought i would share.. .

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  rather be in hades

  you don't know what you're missing lol

  i used to HATE turkey bc it never tasted half as good as fried chicken. i'm a total fried food nut even though i love playing sports. one day, a friend of mine at the time, invited me over his house for thanksgiving, except it wasn't REALLY thanksgiving cuz we were all jws...even though there was turkey and all that good stuff.

  so he kept telling me about the turkey and i was all, "meh" had one dry trkey, had 'em all.

  no. i was wrong.

  i had tears coming out my eyes as i was shoveling fried trkey in my face. it was that good.

  unfortunately, that was the one and only time i've had fried turkey and that was at least 4 years ago.

  bt i'm still talking about it.
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  Theory of Evolution Simplified

  by darth frosty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok i realllyyyyyy dont care where we come from!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  i just mainly dont believe the story as we have been told.

  i found this to be a good simple breakdown to explain the theory of evolution and thought i would share.. .

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  yea but SOMETHING has to be 34% and i'd rather it be 34% turkey than anything else

  either way, does that bird come in deep fried?

  double deep fried?

  i figure, if 3/4 of my grandparents had diabetes, i might as well live it up before i get there too
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  By What Authority?

  by Orthodox1 in

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  the jws, catholics, mormons, and a handful of others say they are the "true church" or what jesus originally intended.

  i know jws call themselves the "true christians".

  by what authority - outside of the bible, since 41,000 denominations use the bible to back up their individual beliefs - can jws make this claim?

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  rather be in hades

  if you're a yankees, giants, dodgers, cubs, white sox or red sox fan i'm going to have to go get a stake, wood and some matches lol
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  Theory of Evolution Simplified

  by darth frosty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok i realllyyyyyy dont care where we come from!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  i just mainly dont believe the story as we have been told.

  i found this to be a good simple breakdown to explain the theory of evolution and thought i would share.. .

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  it's too bad there aren't any dickens or gucks. i bet that'd taste INCREDIBLE deep fried.

  oh man...lemme blow your mind. i dnno if you've ever had fried turkey, but what if you had something that was:

  50% turkey

  25% chicken

  25% duck

  then deep fried it???

  deep fried turchikeyuck!

  that sounds horrible.

  deep fried turkuckkenkey?

  it's a work in progress
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  By What Authority?

  by Orthodox1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the jws, catholics, mormons, and a handful of others say they are the "true church" or what jesus originally intended.

  i know jws call themselves the "true christians".

  by what authority - outside of the bible, since 41,000 denominations use the bible to back up their individual beliefs - can jws make this claim?

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  rather be in hades

  i'll praise ron fowler and the o'malleys if they lead the san diego padres to a world series victory
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  satan the hero?

  by rather be in hades in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oddball question, perhaps this has been asked a billion times, but when leaving the cult, has anyone ever thoght satan could be the hero?.

  before eve took a bite from the apple (get your mind out the gutter, we're not talking abotu oral), hmans were essentially enslaved to god.. afterwards, she and adam gained new consciosness.

  like unplugging from the matrix.. thoughts?.

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  rather be in hades

  oddball question, perhaps this has been asked a billion times, but when leaving the cult, has anyone ever thoght satan could be the hero?

  before eve took a bite from the apple (get your mind out the gutter, we're not talking abotu oral), hmans were essentially enslaved to god.

  afterwards, she and adam gained new consciosness. like unplugging from the matrix.

  thoughts?
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  By What Authority?

  by Orthodox1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the jws, catholics, mormons, and a handful of others say they are the "true church" or what jesus originally intended.

  i know jws call themselves the "true christians".

  by what authority - outside of the bible, since 41,000 denominations use the bible to back up their individual beliefs - can jws make this claim?

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  you mean praise the father son and the holy spirit!

  gotta be catholic or be smitten.

  and i'm not talking about smitten in love...
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  Theory of Evolution Simplified

  by darth frosty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok i realllyyyyyy dont care where we come from!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  i just mainly dont believe the story as we have been told.

  i found this to be a good simple breakdown to explain the theory of evolution and thought i would share.. .

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  newchapter - I am talking personalities and stereotypes. People are quick to call racism for stereotypes but they are observations on a majority or big percentage and it can be the culture for some of it, but some is just in them.

  i can't tell if this is for real, or if this is a joke
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  I have learned to say ''bless you"!

  by Aussie Oz in

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  for those born in or dragged in as little children, normal customs are not imprinted on our minds.. such as the simple saying ''bless you'' when somebody sneezes.

  this has frustrated my wife for as long as we have been together!

  she felt it very rude that when she would sneeze i would not respond with the customary phrase, i had to explain that it just was not part of my culture, not imprinted on me.

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  rather be in hades

  lol at this thread. i do know what you mean.

  7 years later i STILL can't really say bless you. someone's actually used that as part of the reason she broke up with me. womp womp lol

  can you say merry xmas or happy bday?
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  By What Authority?

  by Orthodox1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the jws, catholics, mormons, and a handful of others say they are the "true church" or what jesus originally intended.

  i know jws call themselves the "true christians".

  by what authority - outside of the bible, since 41,000 denominations use the bible to back up their individual beliefs - can jws make this claim?

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  rather be in hades

  i think this is a case of self fulfilling prophecy.

  i think people woldn't "bring the hate" if religious people would push their views into and onto everyone else. i highly sspect if i were to come on here saying that protestants were the one true religion, i'd get shit for it too.

  i'm a milllion percent certain if a mormon or scientologist were to come on here espousing that same viewpoint, they'd catch a whole lot more than the couple posters who bothered to respond.

  if you're going to insult other people, expect to get some push back.